When I was in college, I worked at a bar in Houston with a woman who, like your mother, worshiped Elvis with all her heart and soul. One night at an after hours party a fellow employee made the fatal mistake of dumping on Elvis in a very direct manner. She beat the hell out of him and we had trouble pulling her off him. She was all of 5 ft and maybe 100 pounds, but she was fierce. I will never forget Little Linda (her partner was Big Linda) and her epic beatdown in the name of Elvis.
When I was in college, I worked at a bar in Houston with a woman who, like your mother, worshiped Elvis with all her heart and soul. One night at an after hours party a fellow employee made the fatal mistake of dumping on Elvis in a very direct manner. She beat the hell out of him and we had trouble pulling her off him. She was all of 5 ft and maybe 100 pounds, but she was fierce. I will never forget Little Linda (her partner was Big Linda) and her epic beatdown in the name of Elvis.